November 2011
LOCKOUT IS OVER.
AL;SKFJADKFJGLJFDG. YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW FUCKING ECSTATIC I AM RIGHT NOW.
My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's 'Someone Like You' at the grocery store.
- Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
- Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
- *few minutes later*
- Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
- Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
- *few minutes later*
- Mom: Hey, get out the list.
- Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
- Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
- Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
- Mom: *pretends to sob*
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“Mum says the only prayer you ever need is just two little words long. Thank you.”
—Willa by Heart
Why do I put up with this? Why do I put up with you?
I wonder when I'll stop caring about you.
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"Never call a girl fat, even if you are joking." - Demi Lovato.
"Bottom line is, you the finest."
Texting
I’m a horrible texter. I get lazy and won’t always remember to reply right away. I’ll get a new text message, read it, think of a response, and forget to text back. It’s not that I have anything against you; I’m just not the best at replying.
So if you do get a reply right away from me, you must mean a lot to me
- me: i'm ugly
- society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
- me: i'm hot
- society: you self absorbed bitch, get the fuck over yourself
Respect me and I'll respect you. It really is that simple.
“You always have a choice. It’s just that some people make the wrong one.”
—Nicholas Sparks (submitted by waveofeuphoria)
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